Ten drunk drivers, all in a line
One passed out, and then there were nine.

Nine drunk drivers would soon meet their fate
But one was arrested, and then there were eight.

Eight drunk drivers on the Stairway to Heaven
One of them crashed, and then there were seven.

Seven drunk drivers were an unfortunate mix
One drive to Tokyo, and then there were six.

Six drunk drivers were still alive
One killed a child, and then there were five.

Five drunk drivers, no les, no more
One got pulled over, and then there were four.

Four drunk drivers, driving to the sea
One of them drowned, and then there were three.

Three drunk drivers didn't know what to do
So one got sober, and then there were two.

Two drunk drivers weren't having much fun
One threw up, and then there was one.

One drunk driver became a hero
He put his keys down, and now there are zero.